What we think.

Jessica: *is on computer*
Jake: HEYHEYHEY! Jessica, what did the baseball glove say to the baseball??
Jessica: What?? *isn't paying attention*
Jake: CATCH YA LATER! *laughs*
Jessica: *chokes on kool-aid* *laughs*
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Mom: Hey, let's go to n-i-b-o-r-k-c-o-c.
Jody: What the heck is a neebricock?!
Jessica: I think she spelled Cock Robin...
Mom: Yep. *laughs*
Jody: WHAT'S A COCK ROBIN!?!?! What do you want from me??????
Jake: Is a cock robin a robin that holds alot of cock?
Jessica: HOLY-------- *laughs* Jake, don't ever say that, ever again!
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Mom:What do you want, Jody???
Jody:...A MILLION LITTLE CHEESE BURGERS!!!!!!!
Mom:We are not getting a million little cheese burgers. *laughs*
Jessica: OHMYGOOOD! *laughs*
Jody:HALF A MILLION LITTLE CHEESE BURGERS!!!!!!!!
White Castle Lady:Welcome to White Castle, my I take your order.
Jody:*leaning over mom* WE WOULD LIKE A MILLION LITTLE CHEESE BURGERS!!!!!!!
Jessica/Mom:HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
Mom:I'm *laughs* sorry, my sons an idiot.
White Castle Lady:*laughs*
Mom:Can i get a crave case...
Jessica:*still laughing*
Mom:*drives up to next window*
White Castle Lady:Have a nice night.
Mom:Jess, take these. *hands me case* DON'T let your brother get them.
Jody:*reaches and grabs box* CHEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Jessica:*laughs harder*
Jody:*has box in lap and is rocking back and fourth* MY PRECIOUS!!!
Jessica:*laughs so hard it hurts*
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Jake: I'M NOT AN ENEMY! I'M HERE TO KILL YOU!
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Jake: *watching previews in movie theatre* Pineapple.
Mom: *laughing* What?
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Jessica: *sees "silence is golden" on movie theatre screen* Yes, but duct tape is silver.
Mom: *laughing* What?
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Jessica: Lets play the quiet game. *prop room back stage*
Macy: Yea, who ever talks first has to pay everyone else five dollars.
Scarlett: Let's start in five, four, three, two one.
Everybody: *quiet*
Josh: Would you like to touch my cane? *holds cane up*
Everybody: *laughs*
Jessica/Macy: Shhhhhhh!
Josh: Its touchable. Its been waxed.
Everybody: HOLY---------- *laughing loudly*
Josh: TOUCH IT HARD! TOUCH IT LIKE ITS NEVER BEEN TOUCHED!!!
Everybody: *laughs*
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Josh: *playing jiggle-o* My hands up high my feet down low, *swivles hips* and this is how my skittles roll.
Everybody: *laughs*
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Ms. Schoenle: I love you all, now be quiet!
Manny: EWWWWWWWW! How could you love us??
Jessica: Yea, who could love a cubs fan?
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Mr. Crowley: You've got a worker bee and a goof ball, who ya gonna hire? *is yelling at class for not paying attention*
Jessica: *not paying attention... AT ALL* GHOSTBUSTERS!
Class: *laughs*
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Jessica/ Nita/ Mel: Is that a fat joke?
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Jessica: KICKYOUINTHEFACE KICKYOUINTHEFACE KICKYOUINTHEFACE KICKYOUINTHEFACE! GET PWN'D!!!
Jody: Shut up.
Jessica: OWNED!!!!!!!!!
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Manny: *is trying to annoy sub. teacher* Change the Friday to Freeday!
Mario: *changes to fre*
Jessica: You spelled "free" wrong.
Class: *makes fun of Mario and laughs*
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Jessica: Are you playing with army guys?
Rob. NO! yes. DON'T JUDGE ME! *throws army guys down*
Jake: Yea stupid pixie.
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Kristy: WE ARE table two.
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Jessica: Look at Peter! He's just like "these bombs don't faze me, because I AM A BRICK WALL!"
Mel: *laughs* You're stupid.
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Mom: What are we getting from White Castle, Jody?
Jody: *thinks*
Jessica: He wants a million little cheeseburgers.
Jody: *smiles wickedly*
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Serina: Spencer duck.
Jessica: Cheese cock?
Serina: Spencer duck!
Jessica: Cheese cock!
Serina: Spen-
Jessica: CHEESE COCK!
Serina: Hey di-
Jessica: Cheese cock.
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Mike: You can take the me out of we because me is going to Mickee Dee's without yee.
Jessica: That was pretty good, did you just make that up? *flat line face*
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Jessica: What happened to Scuz, guys? Oh yeah, he got torn apart by fans.
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Zaj: FRESHMAN!
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Serina: He won't suck your blood because he doesn't like mug-bloods.
Jessica: (And I could be all) MUGGLE PLEASE!
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Jessica: HIIIIII LADY!!!!!!!
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Jessica: *to Fall Out Boy's Gernade Jumper* Hey Chris! You owe me a highfive!
Serina: And I know its unrelated, but Jesus loves you!
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Jessica: You're a Demi Lovato fan, aren't you?
Abe: Yes. Does that make me any less attractive?
Jessica: Absolutely not.
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Jacob: Because I'm Jacob.
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Serina: All you need is a little skill.
Me: Yeah, and a not popped bake bag!
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Serina: Didn't one of them get shot in the video? Oh wait, they got shot in real life.
Me: Yeah, that's why there's no more D12.
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Jake: You're a Jew Bag!
Mom: What's a Jew Bag?!
Jody: *from upstairs* A bag of Jews!
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Jake: Bet you you're not stupid enough to jump out that window!
Me: Bet you I am!
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Me: I'm gonna jump in the shower.
Jody: Don't hurt yourself.
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Mrs. D: *giving her speech*
Justin: *raises hand*
Mrs. D.: Yes Justin?
Justin: I don't want to interupt or anything, but Beyonce had one of the best speeches of all time.
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Me: Is that real leather?
Jake: Are you kidding? If it was real leather, I would have had to pay an arm, a leg, and half my soul.
Me: *dies*
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Jacob: That's not how you use a shovel.
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Me: The ground! She is hot!
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Me: *watching Lady Gaga's Poker Face video* Oh look, she's got two aces... but that means she has twenty two, so she busts... Unless they're playing poker-- oh.
Serina: You're stupid.
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Me: Jake, on a scale of one to ten, how mad would you be if I kicked you in the nuts?
Jake: Death.